Quiz

Quiz time, kids. How much of a red shirt are you? When you slice your
wrist do you bleed
red thru and thru? Take this quiz and find out!

 

Give yourself one point for every term that you know the true
meaning of.

-Donkey punch
-Lucky Pierre
-Southern trespass
-Feltching
-Chili dog
-Spitting dragon
-Dirty Sanchez
-Hanging donkey
-Crowning

+5 if you've had some of Janet

+5 if you know Malibu Joey

+20 if YOU are Sancho

+3 if you've seen Brian in women's size 5 O'neill boardshorts

+1 for every time you've seen or heard Sandra barf

+15 if you've had sex in the store

-20 if it was with your hand

+3 for every person in the store you've seen naked

-1 for every time you've said "Grief!" since Pee-tah arrived

+3 if you know who queefs on command

+10 if you were there for Robert's beaded ass screw comment

+5 if you know who in the store is 9 again

+3 for every party at Brian's you've been to
+2 for every time you've called in sick afterwards

+10 if you've been to Wild Willy's hot springs

+3 if you've rolled in the snow in your bikini in exchange for breakfast

+5 if you've ever thrown anyone in the pool
+2 if you were witness to the Ed Jackson incident

+5 if you've felt the wrath of Big Daddy
-2 if he made you cry, you sissy

-5 if you have one of those damn license plate frames on your car
-15 if you have 2